Once in a while, a match will come along that turns your perception of gay wrestling on its head. Up is down, strong is weak, jobber bait can even be an alpha hunk. Today's wrestling moment is simply about proving yourself and being all you can be.
Michael Crowe v Devin (thundersarena.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
The Backstory
We begin with classic wrestling trash talk. Devin enters spouting about how he wants to hurt everyone. Veins bulging from his arms, he casually lays it out there that no wrestler, no man out there can stop him.
Devin is ready to devour all the pretty boys out there.
When in comes our pretty boy now ...
The man is built like superman and puts other wrestlers to shame.
Michael: Not only am I pretty ... I came here to fight too!
The Action
Things go about how you would expect with Michael and Devin locking up. Michael my be pretty but the guy is still a big strong dude, a fact that Devin seems to have misjudged based on his groans.
Michael tapped out and looking vulnerable.
Michael vows to reclaim some of that big man energy.
Michael's impressive package is of course the target of attack.
At this point things seem personal for Devin. He doesn't just want to win, the big hulking brute wants to destroy the pretty boy. It's a story as old as time really. Handsome, strapping newcomer comes along and hopes to replace the old guard - well Devin is not having any of that.
Michael groans and helplessly flails those long limbs around
Now at this point you'd be forgiven if you mistook this for a squash job. Our helpless hunk, the personal trainer, the wrestling wannabe Michael really hasn't given us one reason to think otherwise. All we've seen so far is a jobber destroyed at the jealous hands of a bitter heel.
Looks like it's the end for our hero ... or is it?
Our Moment
Michael groans in pain as the vengeful heel stomps his gross foot on his chest. Devin's smile gave away his satisfaction at destroying something so beautiful. In Devin's mind, there was always someone prettier or better looking out there but today that handsome jock was getting owned and humiliated.
Devin: My show, my arena.
Michael fights back or how he finally "gets" gay wrestling
Michael works the advantage for all it's worth and mounts his opponent.
Our moment today is not when we see Michael pin or submit his opponent. No, our moment is when he proves he's got what it takes to stay in the match.
Devin attempts a cheap shot of his own. Punching dangerously close to our man's package.
Our moment is seeing our abused, humiliated, hero, limp to his feet and get ready for more beat downs.
Michael dry humped into submission
But not before a sweaty Michael is tossed on Devin's shoulders and thoroughly emasculated.
Right about now you're thinking that this is the end. Michael proved he can take the punishment and he's just about used up all his nine lives. Afterall, it's gay wrestling cannon to see a young hot jobber dominated by a older, stronger heel.
Michael summons the last of his strength, he overpowers Devin
So think again, if you bet against Michael Crowe's sweaty abs of steel, then you my friend are sure to lose.
You see those muscles aren't just for show. Those abs can take the punishment.
Michael thinking - is that all you got? His abs can take all that and more!
This is Michael Crowe - 200lbs of muscle and I own this mat!
So there you have it. In his debut, Michael proves his pretty face can take a punch sure but those abs, that incredible body, completes the total package and can take anything gay wrestling throws his way. Scratch what I said earlier about our moment being Michael taking his punishment - our real moment is when the man turns from pretty face into a gay wrestling action hero.
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