Everything Great About a Match: +6
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: A point for Rudd of course. That strapping body will always receive a point in my opinion. The guy lacks that typical wrestling body (in a good way) and instead uses that lanky, thin body of his to its full potential.
+1: For the size difference. Tanner is more like that typical wrestling build. Small, compact, yet powerful is the name of the game with most wrestlers and Tanner has that so seeing that 'wrestler build' trounced by the Not-a-wrestler build Rudd is worth a point. Makes me think about all the non-wrestlers out there who think they could take on wrestling.
+1: Seeing our wrestlers glistening in sweat. These two guys put in the effort and it shows. In truth, I bought this match with full intention of focusing on Rudd but Tanner shines (literally). Both men radiate with manly sweat and emphasize the reality here, wrestling is work and the best wrestling is two men pushing each other. [+1] Bonus points for all the close ups of both men - whoever shot this really puts you in the action. I can almost feel the heat and smell the sweat wafting off of both wrestlers.
+1: For the domination. Tanner is clearly doomed from the start. Our little wrestler has no hope against the tall Rudd. All those hours Tanner spent in the gym to hone that body of his to the zero percent body fat tank that he is was all in vain, in the end Rudd is the superior man. Rudd not only dominates him physically but also verbally, emasculating him at every chance. Just listening for all the times Tanner whimpers and groans and picture Rudd powering up with each utterance - every sign of submission feeding our heels ego and making him stronger.
Rudd: *Grunt* You're just a little b---
Tanner: *Whimper* *Whimper*
Tanner: *Whimper* *Whimper*
Rudd: Yeah, you like that view?!
Tanner: *Muffle* *Muffle*
+1: The inevitable worship. I say inevitable because come on look at Rudd. The man is a triumph and who wouldn't want to admire that body. The man combines a certain masculine attitude that can't be denied. The sun rises, the sun sets, and men like Rudd get admiration and worship from jobbers, it's the way of the world.
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Everything Great About this Match: +6
So there you have it. As most of you know, I'll buy anything with Rudd appearing in it and this match shows you why - that atypical wrestling heel, Rudd punishes a thirsty jobber. I wrestled in high school and I'd always see guys out there challenging us to fights to prove their manhood. This match takes me back to how a few strapping non-wrestlers out there might fare against an eager wrestler, wanting to win but yearning to be put in his place more.
Tanner's smirk gives away how much he wants this
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