Everything Great About a Match: +8
Rudd Hawthorne v Luke London (wrestler4hire.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: I love how cocky Rudd is throughout this match. The guy perfectly exudes that "I got this" cockiness, that cat playing with a mouse, that big heel energy, that is so sexy.
Love to see Rudd size up his opponent. That face is like, "This guy is not worth my time".
Rudd: This is easy ...
+1: A point for Rudd and that lean, hairy frame. I could go on and on about how the smokin hot guy was plucked from my fantasies so this definitely deserves a point. Needless to say when I wrestled, none of the guys out there looked like Rudd. There's that 'wrestler-build' more of an Austin Cooper (thick neck, full shoulders type) and then there's Rudd.
+1: Love all the close ups of our men. The camera pans around and around, and while not perfect, all the zooming in on our guys really put you into the action. I can feel the heat off both men and seeing every bead of sweat, every facial expression, helps put you there.
+1: Speaking of which, can we talk about all the times Rudd breaks the fourth wall and looks back at us? I love how he dares us to stop the humiliation. I can almost picture him thinking, "You see how I dominate this chump? You think you could stop me? I don't think so". Rudd gives us that look that says he is the man and he knows it.
+1: Rudd makes this look too easy. It's almost not even a challenge for the guy to be here. That combination of cockiness, sexiness, and effortlessly heeling is worth the price of this match alone. Rudd could beat Luke down in his sleep and it shows.
Rudd: You got anything left?! Huh?! A Pin and a Tap!
+1: Check out the heat wafting off of Rudd! The man is so sexy while dominating Luke that he generates his own fire. You can see sweat condensation coming off Rudd giving him an other worldly look. The man is a physical smoke show and this proves it!
Look closely at Rudd's shoulders and you can see the perspiration wafting off of him
You can see how hard he goes against his opponent by the amount of sweat evaporating off the man.
I can't imagine what Luke must feel staring up at this man. He can literally see the testosterone wafting off of Rudd.
+1: To cap it all off, Rudd knows how to humiliate his jobber. I love that Rudd doesn't look all bad ass heel but knows how to be one. He forces Luke to worship his conqueror. Makes him look him in the eye and acknowledge who the real man is. Luke didn't think he was going to win this. Not by a long shot. But I'm sure he didn't think he'd be humiliated so thoroughly. [+1] This deserves a bonus point for how completely Rudd trashed his opponent.
Rudd: You gonna kiss that?
Luke: [muffle] [gag]
Rudd: Worship that...
Luke: It's so sweaty...
Rudd: Say it! Say it!
Luke: You're a bigger man than I'll ever be!
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Everything Great About this Match: +8
So there you have it. I cannot say enough good things about this match. It's the perfect alignment of hot studs, great camera work, and a sexy premise. Man dominates a lessor man and humiliates him into submission. I love the big heel energy from strapping, hairy Rudd while poor (or lucky) Luke gets to sop up every inch of testosterone. You don't have to take my word for it, simply watch the sweat evaporating off of Rudd and you'll see physical proof how hard these guys go at it. We tend to use the word literally but this match is it. This match made me want to start writing again and is literally everything great about gay wrestling.
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