Everything Great About a Match: Tyson Carter v Iceman Johnson (muscleboywrestling.com)

Everything Great About a Match: +6

Tyson Carter v Iceman Johnson (muscleboywrestling.com)

SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.

So let's begin: 

+1: Watch as pretty Tyson Carter is methodically torn apart.  Notice how that gorgeous floppy hair gets mussed and somehow looks even better.  Pretty guys are all over the internet but a pretty guy with that just wrestled look is the thing of dreams. 

This is Tyson before, hair slicked back and ready model some underwear.

This is Tyson after ... Skin a shade of pink and sex-wrestle hair. 

+1: A point for how Tyson is absolutely dominated throughout.  I'm sure it's not a surprise to anyone out there but one wrestler is destroyed and it's not Iceman.  Check out Tyson trying to fight back only to be swatted like a bug.  Iceman can end this anytime he wants and he knows it.  

Those fists bounce off of the big man before he lays the smack down on Tyson.

Heel 101: Always be dominating by using your exercise time to humiliate your jobber.

+1: For the over-the-knee backbreaker.  Iceman easily throws around our jobber and shows us all how to put a man in his place while also humiliating him.  Tyson is completely humbled, humiliated, and exposed in this hold. 

+1: I'd give a point to all the close-ups of beautiful Tyson.  The guy is a stunning jobber and he knows it. All heels feel that urge to mess up something so pristine and Iceman gets to toy with him all throughout the match.  Lucky guy! 

+1: One point for all the ab abuse.  I also like that our wrestlers aren't insanely muscled but are men with men's bodies.  Tyson sports that young, hunk in college body and Iceman is that meat-head on the football team alpha. This combined with the ab abuse is perfection. Watching Iceman slam those fists into our college hunk and watching him suffer is worth a point. 

+1: For this move, the camel-clutch on the ropes variation.  Does this hold have a name and if not, can we name it after Tyson?  It does us all a favor by showing off that ripped mid-section while also highlighting all the abuse the guy is going through.  A strung out Tyson on the ropes has to be worth a point in my book.

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Everything Great About this Match: +6

So there you have it.  What they lack in wrestling skill are more then made up for in watching the dynamic between these two.  Our hunky, built-like a brick house Iceman destroys a pretty than you, Tyson.  Our dashing stud comes in fully put together without a single hair out of place only to be taken apart.  Watching beautiful Tyson worked over and left vulnerable on the ropes is the what gay wrestling is all about.  I imagine his "bros" found him exhausted on the ropes, humiliated and begging them not to tell anyone about his condition.