Everything Great About a Match: +8
Joshua Goodman v Randy Stanton (bgeast.com)
SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.
So let's begin:
+1: For the fan fantasy match. It starts off as a wholesome outing with star-struck Randy being led to the wrestling mats by his idol and obsession, Mr.Joshua. Randy looks like he cannot contain his excitement at being offered a chance against the man, the myth, the legend himself. That's right, out of all the men on this planet, he picked you Randy - this is going to be an epic day for you.
Randy: *Gulp* This is hot, what you got in here?!
+1: Definitely worth a point to spotlight Mr.Joshua and Randy's chiseled, statuesque bodies.
Mr.Joshua is a ripped, muscled mountain of perfection and while Randy's got muscles for days, standing next to Joshua is a exercise in futility - the guy puts everyone to shame.
Joshua: Hey. Six packs are for amateurs, this my friend is an 8 pack!
Randy: Hey I'm working on it...
+1: Joshua play wrestling with the fan. I love how Mr.Joshua gives his fans the full heel treatment by letting them think they have the upper hand only to crush them. In fact, Randy even rallies a come back or two. I mean, we are talking about Mr.Joshua here, the guy is a wrestling god and to see him lure an unsuspecting rookie, later to crush his dreams and discipline him like a misbehaving child is worth a point.
Mr.Joshua: Yeah feel that chest. You like that don't you?
Does Randy have the upper hand or is this a trap ready to spring into action?
Mr.Joshua: It hurts, it hurts.
Randy: Now you know what I felt like.
Mr.Joshua: Damaging my pecs?! I'm going to kick your ass for that.
+1: Dirty talk. Mr.Joshua knows he's the man. He knows when a guy wants him and he knows that Randy is aching for this domination. We all want Mr.Joshua but Randy gets some 'special' treatment here. I can't recall him indulging his opponent with seductive talk as much as he does here.
Mr.Joshua: I know you like that. You like those balls in your face! Who's the man?
Randy: ... You are...
Randy: ... You are...
Mr.Joshua: I bet that gets you going. Those big thighs.
Randy helplessly squirming under the domination.
Mr.Joshua: I know you like that. You like that, it turns you on!
Mr.Joshua: I know you like that. You like that, it turns you on!
+1: Mr.Joshua forces him to worship the body that dominated him. Randy is hurt and curled up in the fetal position only to be dragged back to his senses and forced to worship the man.
Mr.Joshua: That's it. Good. Worship that body.
Randy is looking mighty small against the adonis Mr.Joshua!
+1: Some of us wait for a perfect sunset, others wait for that perfect moment during the match. It's that moment when Mr.Joshua graces us with his sexy signature move - the "Adjustment".
+1: Randy gets owned in all the best ways. There's a moment, around submission #50 when Randy simply goes with it all. This match is not going the way he wanted it to go and he clearly has no chance against the muscle adonis, Mr.Joshua. So instead of fighting back, he is overcome with defeat and simply offers himself up to his dominator. Mr.Joshua says pose for me and Randy eagerly complies. [+1] Bonus point for Randy's reaction to it all. The guy is in unconscious ecstasy here and nearly begs to be put away by Mr.Joshua.
Randy: *Muffled* Fuck... I submit.
Mr.Joshua: Flex for me. Show me your best pec.
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Everything Great About this Match: +8
So there you have it. This is an instant classic match with a brutal beat down. While Randy might be sore in the morning, all he'll remember is Mr.Joshua giving him the time of his life. Randy follows Mr.Joshua on to the mat hoping to put through the ringer and our heel does not leave him hanging. By the end, all those tips from Mr.Joshua about building muscle are thinly veiled distractions to pump up our jobber only to have his world crash around him like a huge set of biceps chocking him out.
And with that I leave you with our final 'Adjustment' for the night.
Mr.Joshua: If only you were awake to see this...
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