That Wrestling Moment: Heel Cosplaying as a Jobber - Ultimate Domination v Kevin Lee and Kid Canuck (watchfighters.com)

Instead of Top or Bottom, I think people should ask each other - Heel or Jobber?  In fact, now that I think about it - why choose when you can be both Heel and Jobber.  

SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.

The following is what I imagine the match went like from Ultimate Domination's POV. This write up is all in my head and may not have happened, or did it? 

The Backstory

Donning the alter ego of the 'Muscle Slave' (Ultimate Domination), I was looking exceptionally buff and powerful as I warmed up for the match.  I got arms that could easily snap a man in half ... let's see how I do on the mats.  

Soon my two opponents showed up, Kevin Lee and Kid Canuck.  When they first suggested a 2-on-1 match I was like no way I'd agree to a handicap match, but they made it worth my while saying that the match had stakes.  Deep down I'd also fantasized about taking down two men at once.  Call it my vision board, but by the time these two finally sent over their pic, I was eager to begin see what they were made of ...

I thought, "I'm going to overpower them both and take my stakes. Especially the little one, Kevin - that dude wanted to wrestle bad."

The Action

Suddenly the script completely flipped.  Their worship, the light touches, all of it transformed into a brutal beat down. 

These two were brutal in their punishment, producing howls of pain from me that I didn't even know I could make. 

I even tried to beg for mercy.  Picture it, a big stud like me having o beg ... but it was to no avail.  

The Moment 

The two of them had won before it even started; Emasculating me and doing all the things to me that I was going to do them.  

In the end, I lost control and found myself begging for more. More submissions and more domination.  I never thought I would say it but, I jobbed and I liked it.